Just Curious 2011′s Top 10 Rich Men Every Girl Wants To Date!

Today marks a year since we brought you The HOTLIST – The Top 10 Rich Men Every Gal Wants To Date! . A lot has happened in the past year alone, Theunius Crous and Mandla Lamba failed to make it on to the list, A few publications and TV shows copied our list, we played match makers and Our Hot-O-meter has rejected a few who have since cooled down on this year’s list!
Let’s face it! As much as most of yall speak ill of ladies who choose the easy way out, truth is The Big Spenders and Non-earners syndrome is going nowhere! If you are considering to get off that high snort, this post will be useful, one day!

There’s just a lot of these rich money makers balling out of control lately, putting together The 2011 List was a mission. Red soles now do the walking, Baby Hermes Birkin Bag on under arms, YSL belts keeps sh!t together and Tom Ford shades for control. A night out at The Roberto Cavalli night club in Dubai has become a norm (Private Jets and all), shopping sprees are now equivalent to tweets, every second is a black card moment, and all thanks to these men.

Before we go any further, Congratulations to Lerato ZAH Moloi for bagging Collen Mashawana, who was on the number 8 spot last year, feels great to know that our list was put to good use, a toast to happy endings.

We don’t want to see him back on this list ever again! We hope he looks after you, Monetarywise that is. And P.S. Collen – arrogance is not cute and being Juju’s bossom-buddy does not make you important!

Meet our Top 10 Pick  of Powerful men!

Because not everyone can make it on to this list, we’ll also like to take a moment or two to give a special shoutout to Candymen in the making!

Bubbling under is former Metro FM music manager and club Deejay FISTAZ MIXWELL who has since joined the ZAR empire (#Whispers – Don’t become a Malcolm ). Lookout for him in the Top 10 list next year.

Still on trainee Candymen, a friendly reminder to all wanna-be-ballers! Champagne, sushi and a pair of 6 inches from CASTELLO’S won’t do the trick, it’s a whole new ball game players! Get your money right or SIT YO ASS DOWN!

10. Kenny Kunene Majozi aka Kenny KuGAGA (Last year’s number 4, dropping heavily on his bum to the number 10 spot)

It’s been over a year since he came into the spotlight and he’s been running his mouth ever since and spending like crazy, reminds us of Mandla Mthembu. Could he be on his way out? He has lost 60 Degrees of Hotness and well on his way to the ColdList without having to go through The Cool List first!
9. Khubuluse Zuma (Brand New Entry)

This is for those who don’t mind working XtraHARD for their money! He’s a Zuma so you know he’s right in the heart of the gravy train.

If it wasn’t for his Permanent Pregnancy, he’d be well seated on the number 2 spot counting his money, with his b!tches and a Cigar on his mouth! He likes them old enough to bed but not matured enough to marry.

8. Mabheleni Ntuli (Drops 7spots from number 1)

South Africa’s very own Mr Shugela (Mr Sugar) has been quiet on the le’GoodLife scene, fewer and fewer bookings under his name for international travels, girls are complaining, maybe he and best friend Zizi Kodwa who was number 8 on last year’s list have turned on a new leaf. Hot-O-meter is lukewarm on this one. Where are you Buti? #KhumbuleKhaya! Re nyorilwe!
7. Tony Yengeni (Brand New Entry on lucky number 7)

He was Tony Yengeni in the 90s and till today he remains Tony Yengeni! What we’re saying is He is Tony Yengeni for Daaaaaaaaaays! Fat Bank Account ? Swagg ? Social Status ? HotOldMan ? hott&new young girlfriend driving a sports car ?…

This recently divorced Old Money is back in the game to show New and Young money how the game is played! Hot-O-meter is sweating! *Ladies Do yo thang!

6. Julius Malema (Moved Up from 10 to 6)

Everything we said last year – DOUBLE it! Julius is twice as popular! He is partying harder, talking more jujubull, but ladies love their JUJU!! Did we mention he’s making double the millions too? Seeing that he has secured 2a nd term, we see him  on our number 1 spot uncontested in 2012. (Unless he picks up some of that Collen attitude ofcoz). Lovable, Hilarious and Ballin’, You can have whatever you like with Juju! Fat cakes on a winter morning have nothing on this guy, even our Hot-O-Meter agrees.
5. Wandile Motlana (previously on number 2)
Group Executive Chairman of Kensani Capital Executive. He’s still untouchable and only accessible to those who have spent years honing their magic! Ladies, you might wanna consider getting a degree or two to get his attention. It’s worth a shot (IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING ON PAPER). Education does pay off with this catch, he lists “Bcom, BCom(Hons) – Unisa MBA – GIBS ” behind his name.

4. Lucky Montana (Brand New Entry)

Group Chief Executive Officer (Group CEO) of the Passenger Rail Agency of South Africa (PRASA). This is our Triple-C! ” Cool! Calm! And HUMBLE! ” Very hard to get. We will even buy you a bottle of Krug if you manage to bag this Hott catch! He comes with a mansion in Waterkloof Ridge and another in Sandhurst. International trips will become your hobby and just incase you would prefer that the Gautrain makes a stop at your gate daily – HE IS THAT GUY!

3. Simphiwe  Mbetse (Brand New Entry)
A rare breed is this! At 26, Simphiwe is well on his way to the number 1 spot, and trust us on this 1! He’s no Mandla Lamba! He’s The Director of Tiger Business Enterprise and responsible for almost everything new in Nelspruit! If you end up in Nelspruit, Akssss Bout Him (Probably the only person who owns a Ferrari in the small town)! In the meantime, remember the name.
2. Sbu Mpisane (Brand New Entry)

Former Policeman turned Businessman! Don’t let what you heard on the News cloud your judgement! Our Hot-O-Meter is about to Xplode! He will wish you a “Happy Maserati Day” on your birthday, A fleet will describe your yard, A Boutique will be your wardrobe! If Blowing-Money-Fast is your game, woza’eDeben!

And Our 2011 GUY who made Bank and the epitome of Top Shayela is….

1. Tebogo Mogashoa (Brand New Entry on the Number1 spot, Kini Big Deal)

We will let you do a lil’ bit of work and leave you to discover more about him on google, that will give  you an estimate of how much he’s worth, just so you get the hang of things! And if your A-game is on lock! Then it’s welcome to Le Good Life for you!

A Tip – (incase your Blackberry BIS has expired) just ask Our # 10, Mr Kunene who the LANDLORD at his ZAR Club in Joburg IS???  Not only is Tebogo in the building, He also OWNS the building!   ((((BOOOOOM)))). (Check this HERE )
So Ladies, This is Our HotList of The 2011′s Top 10 Richmen Every Girl wants to Date! Your Ticket into the HI-WI-FI Hotspot, The SIGNAL!
And if you happen to find your “Knight on a Black Horse” with a Shimanski encrusted shining BlackCard on our list, don’t be like Lerato, do send us an invite to your wedding.
Till Next Year….